ROB ZOMBIE’S HALLOWEEN (2007) Ten-year-old Michael Myers, the product of a dysfunctional and broken family, has slowly been building up a terrible darkness inside him. Barraded by his stepfather, ignored by his older sister, and picked on at school, Michael finds solace behind a clown’s mask and the killing of small animals. On Halloween night, […]
BRAINSCAN (1994) Michael (Edward Fulong) is the high school weirdo, a horror and video game fanatic who spend his time dwelling in his bedroom reading Fangoria and spying on the girl next door. When he receives a new video game in the mail, Brainscan, he is dubious of the game’s claim that it is […]
DEAD AND DEADER (2006) While on a Special Forces mission in Cambodia, Lt. Quinn (Dead Cain) and the rest of his small platoon are blown up in an abandoned research facility when they come across the remains of what appears to be a failed experiment. However, Quinn awakens two days later in an army base […]
ROBOCOP (1987) It is the late nineties in Detroit. Crime has reached an all-time high. The police, try as they might, are powerless to put a dent in the downward spiral of the city. OCP, a corporate conglomerate, who has recently taken charge over local law enforcement, takes the next step in an attempt to […]
THE GRAVEDANCERS (2006) Three friends, Harris, Kira and Sid, are reunited after several years of lapse communication for a friend’s funeral. That evening, they return to the cemetery to say goodbye one last time. While heavily drinking, the trio begin to dance around the graves at the behest of a strange letter left on […]
THE FILMS
PLANET TERROR (2007) A chemical weapon has been unintentionally released on an unsuspecting town in Texas. Soon, citizen everywhere, once contaminated, start bubbling and decomposing at a rapid rate, and anyone is comes in contact with those already infected become hopelessly infected themselves. As the town completely turns on its head, a few survivors […]
PUMP UP THE VOLUME (1990) By day new-in-town Mark is a reclusive high school student with no friends and even less social skills. But by night, hidden behind a microphone on his pirate radio station he runs out of his bedroom, Mark becomes Hard Harry, a voice for the town’s angst-filled youth. His take-no-prisoners attitude […]
ENTER THE DRAGON (1973) A modern Shaolin monk, Lee (Bruce Lee) is recruited by British Intelligence to go undercover in a martial arts tournament hosted by Han on his private island to find the proof they need to destroy his international drug operation. Among the other contestants is a bankrupt businessman Roper (John Saxon) running […]
On Saint Patrick’s Day, in a South Boston bar, two Irish brothers, Connor and Murphy, are having a few rounds with their friends, when a few Russian mafia soldiers step in and threaten the good time. The next morning, FBI agent Paul Smecker (Willem Dafoe) is brought in to investigate two dead Russian mafia soldiers […]
For months I have watched and waited patiently in the darkness. I saw the production sketches, I saw the leaked photos, and reserved judgment until I could see the full length trailer. I would like to take the opportunity to now say…
FUCK YOU MICHAEL BAY. And dare I say it, FUCK YOU SPEILBERG.
This is *not* […]
